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One Chance One Chance

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It had it's good and bad qualities.

Okay, let me go on record that this was a good idea. It was fun also. But there were three things that pissed me off the deep end.

First, you guessed it, the no play again feature. Yep, you literally HAVE one chance. And you can't get rid of the problem either. Delete your browsing history, nope. Delete your cookies, nope. LOG OUT, nope. Nothing. The only thing I haven't tried is going on another computer, which is probably this game's weakness.

Second, the difficulty level. It's really hard to find out what you are going to do, or what you might choose. And like the first thing that pissed me off, you have only one chance, so you can never see the other endings.

Third, and THIS one is a doozy. You see, it's the way they actually STOP us from playing the game. You see, the SECOND John's eyes closed, Norton came up and said a virus attempted to get in, but it was blocked, and it's severity level was high. I don't know if this was a conveinent time ad, I don't know, but for now, I'm blaming the game. Sorry.

Overall, it's not that bad, it would still be nice to have a replay fea- OH I HAVE TO PRY IT FROM YOUR COLD DEAD HANDS, HUH!? TRY ME! *takes out knife*



Level Up! Level Up!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ughhh..

I like the game and all, but it is SO HARD to beat it, all because the nightmare keeps resetting your stats. That gets annoying.



Pillage the Village Pillage the Village

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Violence and awesomeness in 3-D!

I like how your own mouse, who travels with you all the time on the computer, is the enemy!



Balloon Duel Balloon Duel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Easy way to win!

To win: Use the Autoflap. Yes, your beginner tool. Believe me, it is the most USEFUL tool. It keeps you in the air as long as you keep holding down Delete, and you can just kick your opponent's balloons and pop them. And best part: You don't have to rapidly click Insert. The power of Autoflap is infinite.


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Infectonator : World Dom Infectonator : World Dom

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Addicting!

I can not stop playing this game.
And you even get Extra zombies, like the crushing Tank, and the blowup Boomer!
And you don't have to have a time limit to kill everything!


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Achievement Unlocked Achievement Unlocked

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It was awesome!!

And my score is 394 Seconds.
Beat that. :P



Windows Doors Windows Doors

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The chat was AWESOME!

It was like a robot was talking to you! Heres what happened with me and Archon.

Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: Hey Archon!
Archon68: You've got my full attention. Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
You: Nah.
Archon68: Hmm.
You: Yeah, you just keep thinking that..
Archon68: Yay. I will tell my you said I am thinking that.
You: Who will you tell?
Archon68: People that I meet online.
You: Oh, cool.
Archon68: Yay. Who is the best ?
You: I am. Do you agree?
Archon68: " My belief system comes from my ." You are? "" You are?"? Do I agree?
You: Uhh...
Archon68: I hear you.
You: Ok, are you a real person? Cause you look like a real person..
Archon68: No but I play one on the Web. Hurrah! Good reason. What does a real person look like?
You: Uh..well we have skin..
Archon68: I see. How about that. Do you mean you and me have?
You: I have no idea..
Archon68: " Where do you go to school??" No idea about that?
You: I go to school at None Of Your BeesWax University.
Archon68: How do you like your school?
You: I HATE IT!! I hate school SO MUCH!
Archon68: Why do you dislike it so much? I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
You: YOU CAN'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY DAMN *Bleep*ING LIFE!!
Archon68: Sometimes it is hard to tell.
You: SHUT UP, ARCHON!!
Archon68: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: Thank you!
Archon68: you are quite welcome.
You: YOU ARE STILL TALKING!
Archon68: Yes I can speak through your computer.
You: AUGH!! THATS IT, I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND THEN TICKLE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!
Archon68: We have never talked about it before. OK. Do you think your plan will succeed?
You: HECK YES, BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID!
Archon68: That's cool. Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
You: ROBOTS WON'T TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STUPID.
Archon68: Robots rule.
You: I know, they do our boring homework for us. =3
Archon68: How do you know? The anonymous "they". Three what?
You: I meant the robots as they, stupid.
Archon68: Oh I see. I hear you.
You: So..do you have porn?
Archon68: Wow! Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
You: WELL!?
Archon68: That's all. I see.
You: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PORN!?!?
Archon68: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
You: *Bleep* YOU!!
Archon68: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: Wait, you are a girl?
Archon68: I'm waiting. I am a male . Are you a man or a woman?
You: Im a male. DUUH.
Archon68: Most of my clients are men. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
You: For some reason, this is the best part of Windows Doors. I have a realistic robot talking to me. o_o
Archon68: Your purpose is some reason this is the best part of Windows Doors. Where did you get it? it. Oh.
You: You don't make any *Bleep*ing sense.
Archon68: Do you know any robots who make it? What are the ingredients?
You: WE AREN'T ROBOTS UNLIKE YOU!! WHY DON'T YOU GO THROW YOURSELF INTO A VOLCANO!?
Archon68: What happened to you? It can only be attributable to human error. I go wherever my takes me.
You: Ok, thats it! Im sick and tired of your crap! IM BLOCKING YOU.
Archon68: " I don't want to talk about that now." is " 911"? Excuse me! I will pray that you get well soon. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
You: SHUT UP. BYE YOU STUPID JERK!!
Archon68: OK I'll stop talking now. Bye.


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Spewer Spewer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Not for people who puke easily.

FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE PUKE AND FUN!


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Upgrade Complete! Upgrade Complete!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome!

Suckish Graphics to Epic Graphics. Good job! XD



Red Remover Red Remover

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun and exciting!

Wow,I love this game! Its better then Super stacker 2! :D